I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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