I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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