who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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