Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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