Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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