I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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