The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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