what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Randomize
