I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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