You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
