No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I just gift wrapped bread.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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