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You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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