He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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