Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Randomize
