Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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