I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Randomize
