I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
