Me too!
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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