The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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