Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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