i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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