: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
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