dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
