Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Boobs speak an international language.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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