did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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