I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
When did angry sex become our thing?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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