i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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