i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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