I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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