PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
