sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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