Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
