Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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