well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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