Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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