My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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