so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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