Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
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