So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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