Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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