dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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