Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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