the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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