Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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