the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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