turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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