im gay
i know
yea but for you.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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