I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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