Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Randomize
