Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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