Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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