How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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